Where Can You Purchase Fake Pee?

By Angela W.
Did you know there is an easy an affordable way to pass mandatory drug tests?

Many people worry about drug testing at their places of employment or that are conducted by businesses they want to work with as pre-employment screening. Due to tighter restrictions, passing a drug test can take some pre-planning, but it’s still possible.

Many recreational or medical marijuana users are interested in looking into ways of beating a drug test because they don’t want to alter their lifestyle to obtain employment or to keep their jobs.

Who Needs Help Passing a Drug Test

Fake Pee For Sale

Drug tests generally look for illicit substances in the urine. Most companies look for the following when they evaluate a urine sample: amphetamines, cocaine, phencyclidine (PCP), steroids, hallucinogens (including LCD), barbiturates, opiates including hydrocodone, benzodiazepines (tranquilizers), methaqualone (also known as Quaaludes), THC (the psychoactive ingredient in marijuana), and sometimes even alcohol.

Wondering how long different drugs stay in the body? You’re not alone. Many people will try to stay clean before a drug test in the hope of passing it legitimately. Unfortunately, some drugs can still show up for days or weeks after they are taken. Cocaine shows up for up to 30 days, while substances like codeine and ecstasy can exit the urine after four or five days.

Marijuana is the big problem, though, as it can still show up in your urine for up to eleven weeks after you consume it.

Though marijuana is legal in many states, most companies still consider it ‘illicit’ and, if it shows up in your urine, they have the right to not hire you or fire you if you are currently employed. Marijuana users often use the drug to treat chronic health conditions or use it as part of their lifestyle.

They know it does not impede their ability to do their jobs and, in some health-related cases, it actually assists them in completing their work. They have good reasons to use marijuana and should not be penalized for doing so. In these cases, it makes sense to find ways to beat a drug test.

What is the Best Way to Pass a Urine Test?

How to Pass a Drug Test

There are a few different options when it comes to passing a urine test. Most of this depends on how the test is administered. Some companies will allow the individual to privately produce a urine sample in a bathroom. Others, however, will have someone observe the test to make sure the individual is using his or her own urine. These tests are more difficult to pass, but it is still possible.

There are a number of different ways people have tried to pass urine tests over the years. One way is buying someone else’s clean urine and using that. However, this can be difficult as you may not find someone who is willing to sell his or her urine and you can’t guarantee it will be free of illicit substances.

Others will take cleansing supplements prior to their urine test to try to clean all drugs out of their system and achieve clean urine. These methods are unreliable, though, and require you to stop using any illicit substances during the cleansing period.

There are others who will try to make their own fake urine at home. This is not a quick fix, however. It can be a very tricky process as there are a number of different chemicals that are needed to make fake pee that will pass a urine test. It also needs to be tested for the correct pH level and levels of uric acid, which is difficult to do outside of a lab. Then there is the issue of keeping it at the right temperature. In most cases, it is cheaper and much more convenient to just buy fake pee.

If purchased from a reputable company, fake urine has the exact chemical makeup of authentic urine and will pass as your own. Some companies will also sell urine kits with warming pads or other methods to keep the urine at the same temperature as urine that passes out of your body. The two big red flags for companies when they perform drug tests are the pH of urine and the temperature of it. If you buy a kit that addresses both issues, you are well on your way to a successful drug test.

If a drug test is monitored, you will have to go to the next level when it comes to passing it with fake urine. Using a synthetic urine belt that holds the urine in place may be an option if you have semi-privacy. However, if the person is standing right beside you, you will probably not be able to use one of these. Because you will not be able to pour your fake urine out into the collection cup, you will need to look into a urine kit that has a prosthesis. Though it may take some practice, you can still pass an observed urine test by using one of these units.

Where to Buy Fake Pee

 

Alternative Lifestyle Systems (ALS)

Buying fake pee from a reputable source is a quick solution that can help almost anyone pass a urine test. However, you must make sure you are buying only from the best. Some companies have not been in business very long and do not create a product that has the proper chemical makeup and that has no options for heating fake urine to the correct temperatures.

Others may offer a good product, but do not have accessories such as a urine belt or prosthesis that will be needed if a urine test is observed.

The best place to purchase your fake urine is at Alternative Lifestyle Systems (ALS) [i.e., Whizzinator]. This company makes the Whizzinator and the Whizzinator Touch. The company has been in business for over 15 years and has proven products that can beat virtually any urine test. They pride themselves on offering products that are as close to the real thing as possible and are always making adjustments to their products to ensure they have the correct chemical makeup of authentic urine. They offer a number of products including urine kits, warming kits, and the Whizzinator Touch that features a lifelike prosthesis.

Buying fake pee or other products from ALS is legal in every state except for Indiana and New Hampshire. Your purchase will come in the mail and you do not have to worry about any legal repercussions from making the purchase. However, keep in mind that beating a urine test with fake pee is not acceptable to most employers. If you get caught, you will most likely be fired (or not get the job). If you are on probation and are caught using fake pee to pass your urine test, it is considered tampering with evidence and is a felony.

When you buy from a reputable company, you don’t have to worry about receiving fake pee that has expired or that wasn’t made correctly. Most fake pee has a shelf life of about two years, but that’s only if it has the right chemical ingredients and was not stored in direct sunlight.

When you receive your fake urine in the mail, make sure to put it in a cool, dark, and dry location until you need it. If you plan on using it multiple times, make sure you take out only what you need and store the rest where it won’t be damaged by sunlight or dampness.

Buying Fake Urine Near You

Finding the Best Synthetic Urine Near You

Some people want to buy fake pee at an actual store located near them. This, however, is usually a bad idea. Even if you live in a large city, you may still run into someone you know when buying the fake pee and they could report it to your employer. You also may not be able to verify the professionalism of the store selling the fake urine and could end up with a product that will get you in trouble.

Buying online at a reputable company like ALS is the absolute best way to purchase fake urine. No one will know you have purchased the products and they will be shipped to you quickly. You will also know that you’re buying from a company that has excellent customer service and only offers the highest quality of products. If you have any issues with or questions about your purchase, you can contact their representative and get a quick response.

Though it may be tempting to make a quick run to the store to buy fake urine to beat a test, this is usually a bad idea. Do some pre-planning and order from a company with great reviews and a good reputation and you will be well on your way to beating your drug test.

Using Your Fake Pee to Pass the Test

Synthetic Urine Devices

Once you have made the decision to buy fake urine from a reputable company like ALS, you should receive it in the mail within a few business days. Now it’s time to make a plan to successfully pass your drug test. On the day of the test, prepare your kit. If you know your drug test will be private, you can simply carry the fake pee in your purse or backpack.

If you’re worried about being searched or that you’ll be asked to leave your belongings behind when you enter the bathroom, you can tape the bag of synthetic urine to your stomach or upper thigh. If you have to heat your urine in the microwave to get it to the right temperature, try to do so right before you leave for your drug test so it doesn’t have time to cool.

A good urine kit, however, will have warming pads or other methods so you can keep the urine at the right temperature until you hand it over in the collection cup. This is a valuable option because sometimes you don’t know how long you’ll be kept waiting for your test. If you end up in a waiting room for hours, your fake pee could cool to the point where it will raise red flags when handed over.

If you know or suspect your test will be observed, you will need to use a product like the Whizzinator Touch. It’s best to practice with this device a few days before your actual test so you can get good at using it. You should already have the device in place when you go in for your urine test as you might not have the time or privacy to properly attach it once you get there.

The most important thing to remember when taking a urine test is to act natural. Most test administrators are looking for signs that you are about to cheat on your test. Keep your breathing normal, speak when spoken to but not too much, and do your best to look calm. You will likely be stressed out if you’re about to take a urine test, but you need to do your best not to show it. Practicing beforehand, especially if you are using a prosthesis, is one of the keys to looking natural during your test.

If you want to get a job and the company subjects applicants to mandatory drug testing, buying synthetic pee may be the right decision. It could also be a good choice if you work for a company that performs regular drug screenings. You have the right to live the lifestyle of your choice and not be penalized for it. To pass your drug test and land (or keep) that job, consider buying fake urine from a reputable company like ALS.

Your products will be shipped to you quickly and you never have to worry that they are expired or not properly made. Remember to practice before your drug test so you can act naturally during the screening and stay calm so you can pass your test with no issues.

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About the author: Angela W.

Angela is a contributor to Slyng.