The Best Stoner Food for Any Mood

By Kaitlyn M.
No matter what you crave when you smoke, you can find the best stoner foods for any mood here!

The Best Stoner Food for Any Mood

Getting the munchies happens to the best of us. After hitting the bong or joint the hunger hits you like a ton of bricks. What are you going to eat?

Well my friends, you no longer have to have that internal battle in front of the fridge. Here at Slyng, we want to make sure you have an entire list of amazing foods that will satisfy even the strongest of munchies! Savory or sweet, simple or interesting, we’ve got you covered!

Best Stoner Foods

Depending on the mood you're in or the high you get, you might want to switch up your munchie game. You might be into chocolate treats or cheesy goodness. That’s why you need to have an array of delicious treats ready to go after you light up.

These recipes are filled with cheese or sugar so it's not items you can eat all the time. But for the special occasions you whip them out, you’ll never forget it.

Grilled Mac N’ Cheese

Grilled Mac n’ Cheese recipe

When I think of stoner food, cheese is the first thing that comes to mind. Anything covered in cheese is the best after getting high. That’s why this recipe had me pretty excited.

Who doesn’t love grilled cheese? If you do then you need to try a grilled mac n’ cheese. Yeah, you read that right. Its literal mac and cheese between bread grilled to perfection.

This is a simple recipe that can use any type of mac and cheese yet its one of the best on this list. Trust me, when you take a bite of this grilled cheese, you won't be sorry.

Make sure you use a dense bread such as sourdough for the sandwich. If not, then the mac and cheese will make the bread soggy which won't make for a good munchie break.

Quesadilla Burger

Quesadilla Burger Recipe

Sometimes you are craving a burger, other times you might want a quesadilla. But what if you could have both in the same dish? That’s the beauty of stoner foods- these concoctions allow you to have whatever you want!

The quesadilla burger is a mind-blowing meal that you won't be able to get enough of. You start by making a well-seasoned burger patty that is cooked 4 minutes on each side. Then put a tortilla in a pan, top with the patty, tons of cheese, lettuce, pico de gallo, sour cream, and another tortilla on top.

While this has several more steps than other recipes, it’s awesome while stoned. The pico de gallo mixed with the patty and cheese is incredible. I highly recommend this recipe!

Fried Pickles

Fried Pickles Recipe

Okay, so if you’ve never had fried pickles you seriously don’t know what you’re missing! The first time I tried them I wasn’t expecting to be a fan but wow was I wrong. These simple fried treats are delicious thanks to the tangy flavor of the pickle.

You simply create a batter, dry the pickles of your choice, then make a milk and egg mixture. After that, you coat the pickles in the batter multiple times and then fry them up and boom- you have fried pickles.

These can be eaten by themselves or with any sauce of your choice. While many sauces will do the trick, I suggest either a buttermilk ranch dip or a chipotle garlic sauce dip.  

Lucky Charms Rice Krispies

Lucky Charm Marshmallow Rice Krispies

When you were a kid, nothing compared to taking a bite out of a Rice Krispies treat. This was especially true if it was still warm (that was the best). But now, you can have that same feeling as an adult and high as a kite.

Lucky Charms Rice Krispies will seriously change everything for you when it comes to munchies. It combines the great taste of Lucky Charms with gooey marshmallows to keep their shape. These treats are magically delicious and provide you with double the marshmallow!

To create these treats, make them just like the original recipe with the cereal, butter, and marshmallows. But you can also add sprinkles on top for added fun. It’s a simple, colorful, and fun dessert to make when you are craving all the sweet things while in munchies mode.

Nutella Cinnamon Sugar Donut

Nutella Cinnamon Sugar Doughnuts

Nutella is one of my all time favorite spreads for… anything! You can put Nutella on anything and its amazing. That rings true for when you’ve been toking as well.

So when you’re thinking about making a chocolatey snack, you can make these Nutella Cinnamon Sugar Donuts. Sounds pretty amazing don’t they? These incredible fluffy donuts covered in cinnamon sugar will make you want more when you bite into the Nutella center.

This recipe is quite advanced when it comes to donut making seeing as you have to fill them with Nutella. But once you know how to make these, you’ll never want to stop.

Those are the best stoner foods for any mood. Trust me when I say you’ll never want to stop eating these delicious concoctions, especially when you have the munchies. Don’t forget to stay informed with recipes, news, and awesome reviews here at the Slyng Cannabis Blog!

Citations

1.Holly Grilled Mac and Cheese Sandwich. Retrieved June 10, 2019 from https://www.spendwithpennies.com/grilled-mac-cheese-sandwich/

2.Lauren Miyashiro Quesadilla Burger. Retrieved June 10, 2019 from https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a54152/quesadilla-burger-recipe/

3. Quick & Easy Fried Pickles. Retrieved June 10, 2019 from https://www.instructables.com/id/Quick-Easy-Fried-Pickles/

4. Roasted Fingerling Potatoes with Chipotle Garlic Sauce. Retrieved June 10, 2019 from https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/roasted-fingerling-potatoes-with-chipotle-garlic-dipping-sauce/

5.Meghan Splawn Recipe: Lucky Charms Marshmallow Bites. Retrieved June 10, 2019 from https://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-lucky-charms-marshmallow-bites-242339

6.Kim Lange Lucky Charm Marshmallow Rice Krispies. Retrieved June 10, 2019 from https://www.thebakingchocolatess.com/lucky-charm-marshmallow-rice-krispies/#_a5y_p=5116269

7.Author Ashley Manila Nutella Cinnamon Sugar Doughnuts. Retrieved June 10, 2019 from https://bakerbynature.com/nutella-cinnamon-sugar-doughnuts/

About the author: Kaitlyn M.

Kaitlyn is one of our regular contributors to cover Products and Lifestyle. She's living in the palmy Florida.