Whizzinator Touch Reviews

Whatever your use for the Whizzinator Touch, it’s a product that won’t disappoint. Everything from the synthetic urine to the Touch unit itself is carefully crafted to function smoothly and look as authentic as possible.

Who knew the synthetic urine industry would take off as it has? In turbulent times of changing drug laws and social mores, synthetic urine products are in higher demand, but also under higher scrutiny. The Whizzinator is a product of clear devotion to meeting the strict demands of industry and consumers alike.

Whizzinator Info

ALS (Alternative Lifestyle Systems) is dedicated to perfecting an intimate selection of lifestyle products. The company website is clearly dedicated to the Whizzinator. ALS offers a small variety of adult toys outside of its main product line, but they really devote their attention to perfecting the art of synthetic urine and its accompanying delivery systems.

And in an age where it’s become increasingly difficult to produce chemically passable synthetic urine products, that’s only a good thing. Synthetic urine manufacturers have to go to great lengths to create a product that both chemically and sensorily replicates the real stuff.

Whizzinator Touch Color Options
Whizzinator Touch- Variety of Skin Tones Available

Every day, testing companies become more sophisticated in their efforts to detect synthetic urine. ALS takes density, temperature, uric acid, color, odor, urea, and pH & creatinine levels all carefully into consideration when developing a chemically viable product.

Product Description & Review: What's Whizzinator?

The Whizzinator Touch
The Whizzinator Touch

In the simplest terms, Whizzinator's Touch is a synthetic urine delivery system, and the central component is a fake penis. Obviously, I knew this before I unboxed this Whizzinator product, but I was still taken aback by the unit’s authentic look. The Whizzinator Touch package includes:

  • 1 Whizzinator Touch (which comes in multiple skin tone colors)
  • 1 Cotton elastic Belt with Pressure Band
  • 1 Refillable Vinyl Pouch with Non-Spill Refill Port
  • 1 Golden Shower Synthetic Urine sample
  • 4 heat pads (for heating up fluid to authentic body temperature)
  • 1 syringe
  • 1 Whizzinator instruction manual (here's their FAQ page, FYI)

The Whizzinator’s waistband and straps are well designed. They hold the unit firmly in place, and the entire apparatus fits comfortably below the waist. It wouldn’t take a lot for a product like this to turn out cumbersome, but thankfully, ALS doesn’t cut corners when it comes to design.

To activate the Whizzinator, simply press down on the end (holding it similarly to how you might hold yourself when you actually pee). I was worried about leakage going into this experience, but once I actually tested the Whizzinator, I didn’t have any problems.

The synthetic urine sample comes in powder form, but it’s really easy to mix with water and fill in the fluid bag with a syringe. Before using the Whizzinator, make sure you have ample time to heat up the synthetic urine with one of the heat pads, which also fit comfortably in the pouch. The Whizzinator also has a heat-activated thermometer directly on the fluid bag for greater temperature control.

Whizzinator Review: The Takeaway

Whatever your use for the Whizzinator Touch, it’s a product that won’t disappoint. Everything from the synthetic urine to the Touch unit itself is carefully crafted to function smoothly and look as authentic as possible.

All the components work together seamlessly to offer the intended sensory experience. Whether it’s for fun or out of a serious need to produce synthetic urine in an authentic-looking way, you won’t find a better product than the Whizzinator Touch.

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Citations

1. Where can I get the Whizzinator?. Retrieved June 06, 2019 from https://www.whizzinatortouch.com/

2. Whizzinator. Retrieved June 06, 2019 from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whizzinator

3. What Is Creatinine?. Retrieved June 06, 2019 from https://www.davita.com/education/kidney-disease/symptoms/what-is-creatinine

4. The Whizzinator Touch in Tan. Retrieved June 06, 2019 from https://www.whizzinatortouch.com/whizzinators/the-whizzinator-in-tan

5. Frequently Asked Questions. Retrieved June 06, 2019 from https://www.thewhizzinator.com/frequently-asked-questions