Anonymous Crazy Experiences with Cannabis

 

During our April contest, we asked you guys what your craziest experiences with cannabis were. Here is an anonymous complilation of the funniest ones we received! 

 

1. The Baseball Game

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The craziest experience I've ever had with cannabis was about a year ago when I took my first dab. My and my friend bought a low quality cheech rig and a used banger for $60 off of a friend and decided (for some reason) that it was a good idea to smoke our first dabs right before a baseball game. He and I played on a local recreational baseball league, which we were subsequently kicked out of after this incident. We arrived at the game visibly stoned to everyone but the coach apparently, because he started both of us. On the first play of the game, my friend in the outfield had a routine popup hit straight to him. He started running the wrong way, then realized he was running the wrong way and fell down trying to turn around, then got up and (somewhat miraculously) cought the ball. He then sat down on the ground, took off his glove, and fell asleep on the spot. My stoned mind thought he had a heart attack, so I ran to the outfield stumbling and trued to perform CPR, but only woke him up (even though I thought I had saved his life). We were then swiftly ejected from the game with absolutely no conplaints by the the coach of our team😁

 

2. Missing The Garbage Bag

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One time I got so high I thought I was going to throw up, so my buddy brought be a garbage bag. With the garbage bag firmly in my two hands, I proceeded to vomit all over his backyard, completely forgetting about the bag in my hands. Maybe not the craziest, but certainly memorable.

 

3. Getting High Leads To Kids? 

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I got too high one night and had a kid. Then I was married. Enough said. Thanks dank weed