Let’s Light Up: 4th of July Weed Essentials

By Kaitlyn M.
Happy 4th of July! Here are some essentials to get lit and I don’t mean with fireworks!

Happy Independence Day! Today is the day we celebrate our freedom as a country. And doesn’t that make it the perfect day to get our lighters and papers ready to spread the love with our favorite plant?

But since this is the 4th of July, why not go all out and dress to impress, or shock depending on who you’ll be celebrating with? We have created a list of some fun attire as well as smoking accessories that are perfect to help you have the best tailgate party ever!

Futurola King Size Cone Roller USA Flag

King Size Cone Roller

Looking for a new cone roller? Check out this one from Futurola to show off your American pride.

Their website says “Show off your American pride with this one-of-a-kind Limited Edition King Size USA Flag Roller, designed and patented by Futurola Amsterdam. Comes with a Futurola Carrying Pouch.”

This is the perfect way to impress your friends with a cool gadget while being patriotic. The Futurola King Size Cone Roller USA Flag is a limited edition product so grab it while you can. Seeing as it only costs $19.99 it's going to go quick so act fast.

EMPIRE GLASSWORKS – Dry Pipe Donald Trump

Dry Pipe

Our country has interesting leader…. To say the least. Most people are not a fan of our President but that doesn’t mean you can't have a pipe made out of him right? For those who love to spark debate as much as they love sparking up a blunt here is the Donald Trump pipe.

The description says, “This is a pipe that commands respect! Guaranteed to make your sesh great again! At the very least, a pipe with tremendous hair! Worked with handspun color by Empire Glassworks in Placentia, CA. Whether you're a supporter or not, this is one for the collection. So, spark up a bowl and a healthy debate.”

Let's Get Lit Tank Top

Weed Tank

Obviously, you need an awesome shirt to go along with your smoking gear. The let's Get Lit Tank Top is perfect for proclaiming your love for America and getting high. This shirt says you're ready to party but only with our favorite bud.

The website says, “Let's Get Lit" shirt features marijuana cannabis pot leaf w/ American flag. Perfect for a 4th of July weekend 420 celebration, lighting fireworks and getting lit with your stoner buds!”

You can get this shirt for $19.99 on Amazon.

Shine 24K Gold Rolling Papers

Gold Rolling Paper

Rolling a blunt or joint is a fun experience, but why not make it start off with a bang? You can do just that with some help from Shine 24K gold rolling papers! They sell high-quality papers that are made from gold that will make you feel like a firework yourself since you're getting lit!

Their website says, “Not only do Shine Papers turn every head in the room, but the papers also burn extremely slow while also leaving behind a "gift" in the ashtray. Yup, the gold stays on your ashes which is referred to as "the gems" but unfortunately you cannot pawn your ashes (the question gets asked all of the time).”

You can pick up some of these bad boys for $20.00 and up.

Hemper Lit Rolling Tray

Rolling Tray
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Need a new rolling tray that’s a bit redder white and blue? The Hemper Lit rolling tray is calling for you to pick it up! It’s the perfect tray with an American flag on it that'll have all your friends asking where you got it from.

The website says, “A rolling tray is a must-have for any enthusiasts that love to roll their own smoke. This rolling tray designed by Hemper is made of stainless steel and measures 7'' x 5.5'' perfect for on the go rolling!”

You can pick up the Lit rolling tray for only $9.99!

Chameleon Glass - Homeland Hand Pipe

Hand Pipe

Need an extra boost of patriotism this Fourth of July? No worries, you can get the Chameleon Glass - Homeland Hand Pipe and feel proud to be an American.

Their website says, “Show off your patriotic side with this beautiful hand pipe. The Homeland Sherlock features the colors of the U.S.A. The red fades into the white, which then fades into the blue.  It’s a great piece for the person who enjoys a hand pipe for smoking.  Easy to clean and eye-catching when you bring it out, made from high-grade thick borosilicate glass.”

This pipe will be the envy of all your friends while your getting blasted with fireworks in the sky. You can snag this piece for only $23.99.

All of these accessories are perfect to celebrate our freedom and love for the good old U.S.A. Today lets have some fun, drink, eat good food, and smoke plenty of blunts to get ready for a trippy fireworks display. Happy Fourth!

Citations

1. Limited Edition King Size Cone Roller USA Flag. Retrieved July 04, 2019 from https://futurolausa.com/rolling-accessories/276-limited-edition-king-size-cone-roller-usa-flag.html

2. Empire Glassworks - Dry Pipe - Agent Orange Write a review stars, based on reviews. Retrieved July 04, 2019 from https://www.everyonedoesit.com/products/empire-glassworks-dry-pipe-agent-orange?variant=15036425240642

3. Funny Weed Shirt Let's Get Lit 4th of July Weekend Pot Leaf Tank Top. Retrieved July 04, 2019 from https://www.amazon.com/Funny-Weed-4th-July-Weekend/dp/B07T1FGZCS/ref=sr_1_12?crid=339SFCF3JPO7S&keywords=weed+4th+of+july&qid=1562109934&s=gateway&sprefix=weed+4th+of+%2Caps%2C180&sr=8-12

4. Shine® 2-sheet Pack. Retrieved July 04, 2019 from https://shinerollingpapers.com/collections/gold-products/products/shine-promo-2-sheet-pack

5. WELCOME. Retrieved July 04, 2019 from https://shinerollingpapers.com/collections/gold-products

6. Chameleon Glass - Homeland Hand Pipe. Retrieved July 04, 2019 from https://dankgeek.com/products/chameleon-glass-homeland-hand-pipe

7. Hemper - Lit Rolling Tray. Retrieved July 04, 2019 from https://dankgeek.com/products/hemper-lit-rolling-tray

About the author: Kaitlyn M.

Kaitlyn is one of our regular contributors to cover Products and Lifestyle. She's living in the palmy Florida.